mood: ecstatic
music: California - Phantom Planet
so, like, i totally asked Stanford out, like a whole month ago, and today she said YES! omg!!!!!!! so cool!!!:
31337aar0n: so, like, uh, you wanna go out?
lelandjr224: yeah, sure. you seem cool. but, like, don’t drop out of school or anything.
woo
Update: Seth Schoen informs me that Stanford is cheating on me with 799 other people. And I thought the handwritten note reading “Hooray! Come West, Aaron!” was meant only for me. My heart is broken.
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