Why It Makes Sense to Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Preventive bite. Hand is bound to betray you eventually. Get it before it gets you. Remember, every hand is capable of naked aggression.
Preemptive bite. Hand is ready to do something. Just look at it. You’ve got to protect yourself, don’t you?
Keeps gums healthy.
Hand less likely poisoned than food.
Tastes good.
Why not…?
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November 27, 2006
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also, if the hand continues to feed you even after you have bit it, you can feel a little better about the hand.
posted by manuelg on November 27, 2006 #
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